Friday 7 December 2012

Christmas is a fix....







So we all know Santa isn't real. We all know that our parents sort our presents out.

what we don't know is that this time of year is all wrong. 

Christmas is basically all about presents and getting drunk, and that means that it would fit perfectly into my summer schedule. WHY IS CHRISTMAS NOT IN JULY?

"..oh its the birth of Christ"    i hear you say.......so what? do you celebrate Jesus day? no you celebrate present giving day like everyone else.

seeing as Christianity is basically running out of people to prop it up, there is no reason why Christmas cant be in summer.....that way we could have beers and barbecues on the day and not have to endure that awful mulled wine shit.



might i direct you to this article from the guardian :


just a thought. don't hate.
oxoxo

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